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Saturday, April 14, 2012

What kids really think about Mom's

Got this off of babytalkzone!  Then I got really gutsy and asked my kids the same questions.  So the Blue are my kids answers and you can guess which one answered it that way.  If you are as gutsy as I am ask your kids and share the answers either on the blog or facebook!  Enjoy the giggles!  

Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
4. So they could help men!
5. Because God wanted children to be alive! 

How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
4. Out of skin, pain, cardboard and bones!
5. With His awesomeness

What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
3. Blood and bones
4. Bones and Blood

Why did God give you your mother and not some other Mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
3. Because they would be rude to me.  Mine isn't
4. Because God wanted the best for me.

What kind of little girl was your Mom?
1. My Mom has always been my Mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3 They say she used to be nice.
4. Old school with long hair and some brown
5. Little mullet girl

What did Mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
4. How good he was at rugby.
5. If he was good, if he would be nice to her kids. 

Why did your Mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
4. Because when you saw him you had to go get him.  
5. To have babies with.

Who's the boss at your house?

1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
4. Both Mom and Dad
5. Both Mom and Dad

What's the difference between moms and dads?

1. Moms work at work & work at home, & dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
4. One has long hair and one has short hair.
5. Dad goes to work and mom does all the house work. 

What does your Mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
3. Clean up all the time 
4. Clean up and play on the computer...your on it now mom. 

What would it take to make your Mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
3. Nothing, she is already perfect. 
4. Hand me over a thousand dollars!

If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on her back.
4. She wouldn't make me do my homework.  
5. She wouldn't make us clean!